Almiron Says Grealish Hasn't Made Him Better
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Miggy comments after winning Player of the Month Newcastle forward Miguel Almiron has rejected the notion that his remarkable stretch of...

- Nov 11, 2022
Here's The England World Cup Squad
Gareth Southgate makes some shock picks England squad in full: Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford (Everton) Aaron Ramsdale (Arsenal) Nick Pope...

- Nov 11, 2022
Here's The USMNT World Cup Squad
A new generation for 2022 An interesting note - 34% of the squad is from the MLS. Full U.S. roster for 2022 World Cup: GOALKEEPERS Ethan...

- Sep 29, 2022
Premier League All-Star Match May Actually Happen
Our greatest fears are being planned. Chelsea owner Todd Boehly proposed having a Premier League all-star match a few weeks ago. It got a...

- Sep 14, 2022
Todd Boehly: Plagiarizer
Chelsea owner's all-star match idea isn't so unique. Well, well, well. Look who's stealing ideas. Chelsea's American owner Todd Boehly...

- Sep 14, 2022
Todd Boehly Has The Worst Idea
A north vs. south Premier League all-star match? Chelsea's new owner is a muppet. At a conference in New York City, Todd Boehly proposed...

- Sep 2, 2022
Premier League's Top Spenders This Transfer Window
Plenty of clubs were splashing the cash. Premier League clubs have broken their transfer spending record for a season in the summer...

- Aug 31, 2022
Southampton's mascot DESTROYS Cesar Azpilicueta
Rejected! Chelsea captain Cesar Azpilicueta was mocked by a Southampton mascot in the tunnel before the teams' midweek Premier League...



- Aug 12, 2022
Week 2 Trash Takes
Trash Takes from Swift Kicks for week 2 of the Premier League




- May 2, 2022
When in Liverpool: A First Hand Account of The Merseyside Derby
How a tense match kept Liverpool in the Premier League title hunt. I arrived in Liverpool on Saturday morning among a swathe of pilgrims...

- Apr 28, 2022
Man U Mess: Sir Alex Ferguson Weighs In
"The Club Needs Someone To Get Control". Manchester United's legendary manager Sir Alex Ferguson insists incoming manager Erik ten Hag...

- Apr 15, 2022
Bad Burnley Ditch Dyche
The sacking comes after almost 10 years in charge. Burnley have sacked manager Sean Dyche, leaving many fans and pundits surprised. The...

- Apr 11, 2022
Police Investigate Ronaldo For Cell Phone Slap
The incident came after Man U's loss to Everton. Merseyside Police are investigating an alleged assault after Manchester United forward...

- Apr 11, 2022
Rangnick Questions If Man U Deserve Europe
Loss to Everton adds to desperation at Old Trafford. Ralf Rangnick, better known to us as Thor: Ragnarok, says Manchester United "do not...

- Mar 11, 2022
Thomas Tuchel insists he is "Still happy" to be Chelsea manager
A bus and some shirts is all he needs. Tommy "two-chains" Tuchel is dealing with a difficult situation. In the last few days the club he...

- Mar 11, 2022
Bruno Guimaraes Scores On And Off The Field
A superb backheel goal, and even better comments off the pitch about Newcastle. Newcastle United's Bruno Guimaraes scored his first goal...

- Feb 22, 2022
Fred Says What Everyone Is Thinking About Man U
The midfielder finds the club's manager status 'strange'. For kids growing up in the U.K. and Australia in the 90's, you may remember a...

- Feb 21, 2022
Harry Kane Blows The Title Race Wide Open
The Premier League title race regained it's intrigue after the striker's stellar performance against City. [SWIFT KICKS] We likely won't...
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